What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

You shall not bear false witness.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Maybe leave out

Deuteronomy 17

Your going to be alright just relax

Innocent before proven guilty

I don't like religions.

But this is not

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Lose lips shimk ships.

I don't like

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Bible.. Hm.?

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

I like God is love and lives within you.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?